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elphias-treason:

Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.

(via blue-glitch)

yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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(via blue-glitch)

kitster:

lolzpicx:

If I fits, I sits

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING PLEASED WITH HIMSELF OH MY GOD

(via lonewolf-hale)

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

the-fly-on-fire:

sailorhater:

officialprincessjasmine:

radicalmenofcolor:

yogpaccino:

"Such a strange display of male arrogance."

I hate this joke.

It’s actually a display of vulnerability.

-D

men are gentle delicate flowers and their dicks are their stems (≧◡≦)

they are made of stardust and their dicks are made from the heart of stars millions of light years away. their unwanted, unasked for dick pics are the hearts of stars do not shame them for trying to share (╯_╰)

men display their vulnerability by displaying their dicks (aka starflowers) to unsuspecting women please do not be rude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (◡‿◡✿) 

What in the hell

oh for fuck sake

(via teaandfeminism)

thegalacticdeepend:

hadeniikuze:

the-megs:

guruthethird:

padalurki:

isaacedlahey:

on a scale of one to (500) days of summer how much do people completely misinterpret what you’re trying to say

romeo & juliet

Fight Club

The Great Gatsby

The Bible.

And we have a winner.

(via lesbiansandweed)

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(via dicktho)

laughingstation:

 

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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(via mysnarkyself)

xjourneytodreamlandx:

Don’t let the guy that hates moreos see this

(via blue-glitch)

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

wordsandchocolate:

I made a slideshow about how to create a fictional character… I got most of the information from the ‘start writing fiction’ (free) course on the OpenUniversity website and found it incredibly useful so here’s a visual version for you :)

(via winchestergeneration)

kayyylamariah:

So this happened on my dash and it couldn’t be more perfect

(via winchestergeneration)

teenage-mindset:

kidmingo:

edgarallenglow:

public school in a nut shell

this fucking show

my English teacher showed this to us in class and started crying.

(via funny-freak)